Photos: Russian Man Marries A Pizza, Says It "Would Not Reject Or Betray You"

A 22-year-old Russian man got married to a pizza...yes, you read right. Pizza, that round flat bread usually topped with tomato sauce and cheese and baked in an oven. Except that this particular pizza wore a white wedding veil. Lmho.

The ceremony allegedly took place in the city of Tomsk, Russia, in a pizzeria with chefs and managers as witnesses because Russian authorities refused to officially register the marriage and a church also declined.

The unnamed groom says he decided to marry his favourite fast food after getting bored of the single life. "Love between two humans is a complicated wild thing," he said. "Pizza, on the other hand, would not reject you or betray you, and speaking quite frankly and sincerely, I love it."

The restaurant even presented the groom and his 'bride' with an unofficial wedding certificate on a clipboard.